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The Most Ridiculous and Hilarious Complaints by Tourists

27 April 2017

The Most Ridiculous and Hilarious Complaints by Tourists Holiday with escort

Holiday is meant to be that longed for time of the year when you get away from the humdrum of your hectic life – get away from all the stress and frustrations of everyday problems, and have a break from pesky colleagues. It’s all about relaxing and having fun, but unfortunately not everybody shares the same opinion. Some people can be constantly irritated, upset and for no reason can be incredibly nasty even on holiday. They like to keep complaining, they just complain about everybody and everything - Beaches “too sandy? Too many fish in the sea? A missing “egg-slicer”?

Unexpected pregnancies?... The list is most outrageous and so ridiculous it makes me feel I’m losing my faith in humanity however, it does certainly make a very entertaining read…

The most hilarious and ludicrous complaints made by holiday-makers to their tour operators and travel agents, courtesy of research compiled by Thomas Cook and I thought the wine seller in my previous blog was very amusing by using sexy saucy language to sell his wine, but this is beyond belief. Enjoy!

  • A tourist at the top of an African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, spotted a visibly aroused elephant and complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honey moon by making him feel “inadequate”. As if…??
  • A woman threatened to call the police after claiming that she had been locked in by the staff. When in fact she had mistaken the “Do Not Disturb” sign on the back door as a warning to stay indoors.
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  • A guest at a Novotel in Australia complained his soup was “too thick and strong”. He was inadvertently slurping the gravy at the time.
  • “The beach was too sandy.” Let me know when you find a beach with no sand.
  • “Nobody told us the sand would be very hot. It was almost impossible to walk on it”. Seriously…??
  • “Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.” Naughty boy!
  • This is most hilarious, “no one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled.” May be they should also be told that the water was blue…?
  • “It took us 9 hours to fly from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans 3 hours to get home”. This person must have a strong grasp of geography!
  • “We bought Ray-Ban glasses for 5 EU (?4.50) from a street trader only, to find they were a fake.” I guess they never learned you get what you pay for.
  • “We couldn’t enjoy the tour as our guide was too ugly. You can’t be expected to admire a view when staring at a face like his” – They should make them more handsome to make you happy.
  • “My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This wouldn’t have happened…” Somebody has to take the blame after all…
  • “I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store doesn’t sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts”
  • “It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during siesta time. This should be banned.”
  • “On my holiday to Goa, in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food.” May be they were expecting sushi??
  • “We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white.”
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  • “We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our own swimming costumes and towels.” Personally, I wouldn’t trust swimsuits if they were included in the price.
  • “I compared the size of our one bedroom apartment to our friends three bedroom, and ours was significantly smaller”. Let me guess, was it about one third the size? What does 2x2 equal?
  • I was bitten by a mosquito. No one said they could bite.” Surprise… surprise!
  • The brochure stated: “No hairdressers at the resort. We’re hairdressers and we think they knew it, and they made us wait longer for service”. Yes… there out to get you!
  • “There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners now live abroad.” Where do you expect them to live??
  • “We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning”. Shame on the tour operator for not providing air-conditioning on the open air!
  • “The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we couldn’t read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this we were unaware of many places that would have made our holiday more fun”. How irresponsible of the travel agent for not making sure that the roads were paved smoothly…!
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  • “We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish”. I, too, would be shocked to find that all the cabbies in Spain were Spanish… hahahhh
  • “The ice in my glass melted too quickly”
  • “I’m sure I’ve stayed in this room in a previous life. I can’t stay here again.” Haunted by your own ghost… are you…??

Watch out, they’re all walking amongst us!

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